Telemarketing Insanity

Most of the time if I see an obvious telemarketer phone number on the caller ID I blatantly ignore the ringing phone with no problem. Occasionally, however, I have a little devil that takes over resulting in conversations like the following:

MBI: Hello

Telemarketer: Hello, may I speak to May B?

MBI: I'm afraid she's not here. She's dead because I killed her.

Telemarketer: Dead silence

MBI: Hangs up phone